Once upon a time there was a little girl called Susie, she liked to cook and bake and eat lots of cake … then she became a teenager, and while those interests still held a place in her heart, there were new interests too – men! And so having heard Gran say that the finest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach my quest ensued to do just that!
Not only do I use my skills feed those I fancy, I also feed and fix the broken-hearted, those who are off the diet, those who are on the diet (and just taking a 5 minute break!), the young, the old, the dog, but not the cat, the birthday girl and the birthday boy.
And so having discovered the one true love of my life I took myself off to Pastry College where I learned how to make fabulous albeit very high maintenance cakes. Now, my friends don’t cook and the general consensus was that nobody in their right mind would set out to make these time consuming artistic masterpieces – mainly due to an ingredients list the length of a donkeys, erm … I mean a list as long as ones arm!
So I bit the bullet and brought out The Burlesque Baker. To my amazement all concerned were quite easily swayed towards the idea when I explained that it was new, it was fun and had never been done, an argument known to win over many a man.. Well Grandma also said ‘sex sells’ and she hasn’t been wrong so far, though how did she know??? I really hope you enjoy this site and that your recipes work out as well as they should, and who knows perhaps they could even be used to woo that cutie in the office or the one down the road… 😉 <3 <3
And so having discovered the one true love of my life I took myself off to Pastry College where I learned how to make fabulous albeit very high maintenance cakes. Suzi Koumarinos